What business does a dwarf and a woman have in the Riddermark?

- Lord Dilks asks Baron Von Hooton as they kick off a game on Golden Axe 2.

How can you win on that, you're both losers aren't ya?

- Old Spice Lock comments on Lord Dilks's victory over Chaplain Womersley on 3D Ballz.

Do not double dip.

- A stark warning from Captain Maltby regarding the Fourteenth Tournament buffett (repeated at the Fifteenth).

Oh shit, I've selected Chun Li.

- Lord Dilks makes a mistake on Super Street Fighter 2.

When the tournament calls me, I'll be there.

- An ironic quote from Sir Jackaman who is no longer part of the Mega Drive Championships due to his not being there.

They're easy if you just read the brochure.

- Lord Dilks giving advice on how to perform Super Street Fighter 2's special moves.

You can stop it with your Tigers and your Tiger Knees and your Tiger Fireballs because at the end of the day I’m going to Tiger your ass.

- Fighting talk from Doc Shakib on Super Street Fighter 2.

What's the point in the radar? You can't even tell who your fucking players are.

- Doc Shakib points out the uselessness of the Italia '90 radar.

Come on Chris, see if you can get fifty.

- Baron Von Hooton's encouragement to Lord Dilks in his 44-0 victory over Captain Maltby.

This is gay!

- Doc Shakib loses his cool in the Mystic Cave Zone.