THE KING OF THE IRON THUMB

Following their triumph in the Anglo-Irish competition, the heroes from Team Ireland now embark upon establishing their own domestic league. Old friends will become foes as the focus switches from the team to the individual, unless of course they decide to base their tournament on team play, but that would be foolishness. Rod Rash, Porn Monger, Megabomberman, The Snesinator or V for Valentine, which of these awesome titans will win their competition or will they be disgraced by a new challenger?

We were told to expect an Irish Tournament in December and naturally assumed this meant December 2007. Apparently there are "amazing plans" in the pipeline, with the exact details of the First Tournament still being kept under wraps for the moment. The world continues to hold its breath and if it waits any longer may well end up suffocating.